PuG Rules: A Random Selection

PuG Rule #5987

In a low level instance, everyone who has a level 80 main will find some way to let the entire group know.  Most will strive to be at least somewhat natural about it (example: "Let's chain pull.  I have an Ulduar raid in 40 minutes.") but, inevitably, someone will lack that kind of verbal finesse (example: "My main is 80, haha!" "How many 80's do u got?" "U should give me lead cuz my main is 80 and that makes me better than u nubs, lul.").

PuG Rule #3249

The player who is crying the loudest about a wipe is probably responsible for it. 

PuG Rule #7410

The rogue will die.  Always.

PuG Rule #7411

Said rogue (see Rule #7410) will inevitably blame the healers — even if they happened to precede the rogue in death because he was tail-swiped into whelps that the paladin off-tank couldn't be troubled to pick up.  ("Run to me!" the failadin exclaimed, conveniently forgetting that he has run-speed on his boots and an AoE taunt.  Clearly, protection DPS > protecting the healers.)

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This is just a random selection.  There are many, many more.