Altadin
9Dec/092

I survived Patch 3.3 …

If only...

Who needs a shield when you have an axe?

... and all I got was this lousy shield.  Of course, by lousy, I mean totally awesome.  Not only does it have a delicious amount of haste, but it makes me look just like Batman.  (If, y'know, Batman were a seven foot tall bipedal cow with comely green eyes and a wicked two-step. >.>)

In other news, guess who neglected to start the attunement quest for the new Icecrown Citadel 5-mans, thereby wasting the reset (not only for herself, but for the four others who were too loyal to continue on without her)?

*raises hand*  *shameface* 

While I'd love to divert attention from that embarassing admission by sharing my first impressions of Icecrown Citadel, the truth is that I missed most of it.  I spent the first 30 minutes of the raid on /follow while I tried to figure out why Grid, Dominos and Buffalo weren't working, in spite of having been updated via the Curse client just moments before.  (For the record, it was Button Facade, which I hadn't bothered to update pre-raid on the grounds that it was "purely cosmetic."  Once I disabled it, I realized that my custom UI wasn't broken, merely hidden.)

For a patch night, the realm and instance servers were remarkably stable.  There were a few glitches, including a 10-minute window in which several players who had disconnected were unable to log back on.  When they finally made it online, they were ported to Dalaran (one of them dead! — fittingly, a rogue :p) and were unsummonable. 

Still, we managed to down Lord Marrowgar and Lady Deathwhisper before calling it a night.  I know some guilds on our server cleared the entire wing, and I'm torn between disappointment that we weren't one of them, relief that we were able to raid at all, and excitement that there is still new content to look forward to tonight.

7Oct/0911

In which I rant.

This is an actual response from the blogosphere to Bornakk’s announcement that Emblems of Triumph will soon replace Emblems of Conquest as the “base” emblem:

I am annoyed that I’ll once again have to grind heroics come 3.3 for enough Triumph for full Tier 9!

Complaining about grinding heroics for full Tier 9?  Really?

I have three words for you:

BOO.

FREAKING.

HOO.

Seriously.  How much more "accessible" can this game get?  Short of lowering the level cap to 5 and installing an Emblem of Triumph vendor in the Valley of Trials to exchange T10 pieces for twisted boar’s tails, NOT VERY.

Ugh. 

Just ugh.

My alt — who has never set foot in a 25-man raid harder than Naxxramas — is just three Emblems of Triumph shy of 4pt9.  I've missed more heroic dailies than not and attended a few alt runs of ToC 10 ... and by "alt," I mean "tanked, healed and DPS'd by newly ding'd 80's in quest blues and a smattering of the already widely accessible welfare Emblem of Conquest epics." 

Trial of the Crusader isn't hard. 

And T9?  IS ALREADY FREE. 

But, lo!  Soon™, instead of collecting Emblems of Triumph from daily heroics and the occasional ToC loot-go-round, casual players and up-and-coming 80's will be able to farm heroics for full T9.

/golfclap

I know, I know.  Blizzard is striving to make raid content accessible to the majority of the playerbase while throwing the more serious raiders a bone in the form of hard-modes.  (Unfortunately for us, hard-modes are recycled challenges, not new ones, and there are only so many times you can clear Trial of the Crusader in any one of its four incarnations before it starts to feel claustrophobic anyway.)

So, no, I'm not happy about it — but I do understand that it is ultimately a business decision. 

That's fine.  Really.

It's reading this kind of inane QQ that inspires me to /rage. 

... and then the rage subsides, and I'm just sad.  I miss my linear raid progression. :(

 

Edited to add: What he said.

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2Oct/0910

I might have to race change for this.

Totemz, rawr.Have you seen the new totems that troll shamans (Singular: shaman.  Plural: shamans.  Get it right, people!  /shakesfist) will be rocking in 3.3?  I love my fuzzy femtaur, but these are absolutely adorable!

To be honest, I've considered race-changing ever since the announcement that the fuctionality was coming Soon™ was made.  It doesn't much matter when I'm resto and sitting comfortably at range, but on those occasions that I raid as enhancement, I find my Tauren's size awkward, at best, and at times even detrimental to my performance.  (Yes, I have a big hit box.  Shut up.) 

As the largest thing in melee range next to the boss, Elam, and Keaton's over-large ursine posterior (read: big bear butt), Liluye tends to dwarf trash mobs — not to mention our Forsaken tank. 

... Sorry Coffer.  I didn't mean to step where your toes would be if you happened to have toes instead of those rotted little stubs.  ;.;

Anyway, my melee positioning often feels clumsy and I have been told on more than one occasion to stop Elaming.  (Elaming: DPSing from the front because you can't tell the difference when a mob actually fits inside your character model.  >.<  Note that this is largely inadvertant and not to be confused from Ouchiesing, which refers to DPSing from the front because you want your tank to get parried, or Malamoing, which is what happens when you inject copious amonts of sugar directly into your brain before a raid and bind Lightning Bolt to your push-to-talk key.) 

I can also have a hard time seeing The Bad® as it rolls across the floor beneath our hooves.   >.>

All these things together tempt me towards trolldom.  The mohawk helps, too! ... and these cute little voodoo totems might just be the icing on the cake ...

   
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