A long over-due and rather jumbled update

"So, Elle.  What have you been up to in the five million years since you posted last?"

By five million years, do you mean three days?

"The last one doesn't count, and you know it."

Fine.  Whatever.

Since you asked so nicely...

"Are you using your sarcastic font?"

Always.

For the record, my sarcastic font is 10 point Verdana unless you're reading this on a reader, in which point it's actually your browser default.

Anyway.  As I was saying.  In the five millions years since I last posted, I have been:

• planning a wedding;
• buying a house;
• preparing to sell a house;
• raiding new content (Icebound Frostbrood Vanquisher = MINE!);
• raiding old content;
• not raiding at all (QQ);
• leveling alts (final count: 5, including a sexy mohakwed beast master hunter);
• collecting pets (I named my seagull Ignus and he is every bit as lame as his namesake, but -- like his namesake -- I heart him anyway); and
• feeding my Netflix addiction by watching back-to-back seasons of Lois & Clark, (Dean Cain is the most adorable Clark Kent ever), Roswell (read: Twilight with aliens), Veronica Mars (HOW DID THIS SHOW GET CANCELED?!) and Terminator: The Sarah Conner Chronicles (interminable cliffhangers FTL). 

I've also become a regular over at TheKnot.com — ostensibly a wedding planning site, but actually the eighth layer of hell.  Seriously.  It's a train wreck over there.  I love it. 

I don't know if I'm actually back yet.  I want to be back.  I miss blogging.  But I'm in the middle of a move, and I'm getting married in just 68 days (according to the rapidly moving ticker on my TheKnot.com signature).  There's still a lot to do, and that's on top of the 10 and 12 hour weeks I've been working.

Oh, and there's the small matter of Cataclysm dropping in the middle of it all, and my desperate need to keep up with the rest of my rapidly leveling guild so I don't fall behind and miss out on the first days of raiding.  :3 

So, I may not be back just yet.  Or I may be.  I'm a Libra; I /waffle.  It's what I do.