Just a little crazy.
Tamarind of Righteous Orbs is what my mother affectionately refers to as "flypaper for freaks." In other words? He attracts crazy people. Two of his most recent antagonists include the Lying Lying Liar and Snottydin — both of whom, I suspect, are actually Ferraro.
There have been seven Ferraro's, you know. And it just so happens that the Cult of Ferraro is looking for an eighth! Yes, you too can earn e-fame and thousands of dollars in ad-sharing revenue for lifting content from other blogs and passing it off as your own.
... Does anyone actually believe that 413 people applied for this bogus "position"? Really? If so, you should give me all of your gold to invest in Icy Dragonscales, because I have inside information that says three of them will combine to make one Frost Orb in WoW 3.3.
For some reason completely unrelated to tragically insecure, attention-whoring paladins who also happen to be pathological liars ...
... I have SheDAISY in my head.
Number 5 just cries "DON'T NERF ME!" /
7 demands buffs for her Divine Plea /
Yeah, 14 just wants to say so long, bygones /
32 wants to do things to you that'll make you blush /
10 will free the Rusted Proto that you love so much /
And there ain't nobody wants to mess with 23 ...
I tweeted earlier in the week that the vast majority of WoW bloggers are too nice. With the exception of some sociopath I no longer read, no one calls anyone out on their bullshit. Even the Snark Mavens (and I say this with all due love and respect, because World of Snarkcraft is still one of my favorite blogs) have been infailingly polite lately.
It drives me kind of crazy.
... Not so crazy that I'll be following Tamarind around Dal wearing nothing but a necklace of Hillsbrad peasant skulls and escorted by an entourage of tiny voodoo gnomes, each with its own Ivy League degree.
Just a little crazy.
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October 20th, 2009 - 06:49
Hah, you think WoW is bad? You should meet my exes…
Actually I’ve been pretty rude to a couple of PUGs recently … I felt simultaneously dirty and satisfied.
October 20th, 2009 - 07:01
And as one of the perpetually polite myself (at least in-game; I’ll snark more here), I get a vicarious thrill reading about it.
October 20th, 2009 - 08:35
Gevlon is good.
October 20th, 2009 - 09:38
At making gold, perhaps. But the rest of what he writes is crap.
October 20th, 2009 - 09:26
I was #4.
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October 20th, 2009 - 10:02
This may sound like grabbing the bait now, but it’s earnest, I swear.
I do not get what you’re saying. At all. That’s the first time as well I think.
And I only had one beer.
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October 20th, 2009 - 10:32
Don’t mind me. I’m just channeling my inner warlock (and proving to Elam that I AM NOT A HYPOCRITE, DAMN IT).
This is paraphrased, of course:
[Me]: Can you believe some of the stupid shit people post?
[Me]: What’s worse is that no one calls them on it! People actually GUSH. “Why, yes, if you say that Sarah Palin will taking over Marilyn vos Savant’s column then /of course/ I believe you because you BLOG ON TEH INTERNETS and are therefore an immediately and imminiently credible source of information. Also, that’s a fantastic picture of you on Facebook. It doesn’t look AT ALL like the Photoshopped lovechild of Matthew McConaughey and Ron Jeremy. Please, whatever you do, ignore all of those ignorant commenters who think you should consider putting on pants. All the cool kids raid naked anyway.”
[Me]: AND BEING TOO NICE TO SAY THAT TO ANYONE BUT YOU DOES NOT MAKE ME A HYPOCRITE.
[Elam]: …But I didn’t say anything! /flail
October 20th, 2009 - 13:01
I think I suffer from being overly nice, but also overly mischievous.
See you in a few months
October 20th, 2009 - 15:34
X!
I miss you.
Not enough to log onto Facebook more than once a month, but, y’know.
October 21st, 2009 - 22:36
haha. I kind of figured that would happen. I wish Blizzard could let me log on and freeze my character from doing anything except allowing game chat
World of WarChat.
Also, make Keaton check his blog. I left him a comment too, but I don’t want to wait til October of 2034 for him to read it