“Just spam chain heal.”

Our warrior tank just leveled his druid — "Flanksteak" *sigh* — to 80 and dual-specced him feral/resto.

Rocking a full set of quest greens and a welfare trinket from Mr. Direbrew, Flanksteak nonetheless tagged along on our alt-alt run of Onyxia 10.

"Highest DPS wins the mount, amirite?" joked the superforsaken Azargoth (who had missed our "real" raids earlier in the week and was prepared to carry our alts' DPS all on his own).

"Careful Az," someone warned. "Flanksteak's gonna give you a run for your money!"

Meanwhile, the druid-in-question was worried less about his yellow numbers and more about the green ones.  He confessed as much on Vent, looking for advice on druid healing.

Our disc priest (who was alting on his enhancement shaman) spoke up: "Just spam chain heal."

Poor Flanksteak.  "I don't have that spell.  I checked."  Pause.  "Better go train it before the run. /brb Moonglade."

It was pure silly, but one of the many reasons I <3 my guild.

Oh, and speaking of silly ...

... this is what happens when you mix a Blood Elf paladin, a "slight" engineering malfunction and retro-raid loot. 

I had a hard time getting a clear shot of him because he attracted quite the crowd.  He is, after all, the server's first Sunwalker.