Karma crits you for 821,730,891.

Towards the beginning of August, I received a guild application that was so horrendously awful that I suspected I was being trolled by one of my more mercurial guildmates:

What are your expectations for us?

not sucking

What is your favorite boss fight?  Why?

i hate all bosses cuz they got the loot lol

What is your current talent distribution? How, or why, did you choose it?

i dunno but i can heal so it doesnt matter

What is your preferred raid role? If this role isn't available, are you willing to respec?

i heal and im good at it, i can go boomer for ignis sooo, but no respecing

If you played a feral druid, and bound all of your abilities to letters, and proceeded to go John-Fucking-Madden on Koralon while using program like Octopus to record your keystrokes ... you would probably make more sense than this kid did. 

Needless to say, I declined him. 

... Except I couldn't actually decline him, because he applied under a name that wasn't assigned on our server — "sosohigh," which sounds about right, come to think about it.  >.>  Since I couldn't respond in-game (and none of my guildies would 'fess up to being the troll), I gave the application the same amount of thought and consideration that sosohigh did.

In other words: I ignored it.

A week or so later, a paladin /whispered me while I was in Ulduar to check on the status of his application.  In between trash pulls, I managed to ferret out that the paladin was sosohigh's alt

"Oh, you're for real?  I thought you were a troll."

"Gee, thanks. xD"

I very politely, but very firmly, declined him ...

.... and immediately received a tell from another paladin, "Dinning."

YOU'RE GUILD SUCKS AND YOU'RE GRANDMOTHER IS A WHORE FOR DECLINING SOSOHIGH. 

Um.  Okay.  I repressed the urge (/twitch) to correct Dinning's word choice and simply ignored him.

But, hey!  Guess who just app'd to Surreality this morning?

Pro tip: If you want to join a raiding guild, don't confuse your and you're in your first contact with the guild leader.  (You might want to avoid calling her grandmother a whore, too ... but in this case, that's clearly the lesser evil.)