She's just three apples tall.

Our Brazilian magelet logged on this weekend to do some serious leveling.  She took time off at the end of The Burning Crusade, but is back with a vengeance.  (We've missed her on Vent!  Raiding just hasn't been the same without her random, pre-pull serenades.  You haven't lived until you've heard the Johnson & Johnson jingle, immediately followed by Dory's mantra — just keep swimming! just keep swimming! — and then some Green Day.  All in Portuguese.)

As you might expect from someone new to Northrend in a guild full of players who have leveled multiple alts to 80, our magelet is full of questions.

Should I start in Borean Tundra or Howling Fjord?

... How do you pronounce Howling Fjord, anyway? 

For the record, I'm pretty sure it's fee-yord.

DHETA?  Really?!  Have all these druids lost their tree-loving minds?

Hey, can someone help me with this group quest real quick?

And, most recently:

Why is there a ... leaf ... on the guild tabard?

Our American critchicken (who is the process of growing bark; welcome back to /surrheal, Dio!) clued her in:

OH CANADA?

The magelet said it best: 

¬¬

I love my guild. <3

P.S.  She's a blue-skinned troll mage who shares a name with the Brazilian version of Smurfette.  Hence the references.  ... also, don't search for Smurfette in Google Images.  The 80's will never be the same.  /shudder

Now please excuse me while I carve my eyes out with a spork and rinse my brain with bleach.

Assuming I survive, a real post will follow ...